Tuesday 25 June 2013

Lolcals Report - Wrath of the Dragon Highlord

Quick recap of my last two trips to Pokemon Locals;

-I played and won the TDK Mirror Match through EPIC N plays and clutch Catchers.
-Got a Landorus EX and Entei EX for a Latias EX and Zapdos EX.  Bitchin.
-Redeemed ALL of my stocked up codes for packs I traded off to build a legit TDK + Landorus deck Online.

Now onto the topic of this post and that would be what I intend to be my last Locals Report for Yu-Gi-Oh! for the duration of this format.  Following the last couple of times I've gone and ended up raging to the point of leaving the bloody store I've come to the painful realization that I take the game way too much for my own good and it's ruining the fun of it.  Its causing quite a bit of stress and I really don't need to be having that so honestly a good month or two break will do me some good and when I ultimately decide to pick things up again I hope that I'll be a better person in mind and all that jazz.

That and I'm just tired of how the format and the people have become.  Be it Youtube, forums, DN, Facebook or even at locals I've found myself facepalming to the point that I just need to get away from the environment.

What will you do though, some people may wonder.  Pfft.  I've got at least 5-6 JRPGs on my Backloggery that need to be :B:.  Tales of Vesperia, Final Fantasy XIII, Tales of Graces F, The Last Story, Xenoblade Chronicles, Pandora's Tower, Persona 3 Portable, Persona 4 Golden, Trails in the Sky, Wild Arms XF, Radiant Historia oh dear god it doesn't end.  Not to mention the non RPGs like DmC and Bayonetta or all of the good Wii Games that have come out in the last three years.

So about 5 games then.  *badum-pish!*

That said since this was going to be my last locals in a while I figured I may as well go out with a tremendous roar in a manner befitting a Dragon Highlord and play Dragon Rulers at their absolute best since the deck is going to get hit in September.  Don't deny it.  It's going to die like Inzektors.  Oh that deck had its moment or two in the following banlist but lets be real.  Inzektors now are absolute SHIT compared to March 2012.  In doing this I also knew that I'd be steamrolling through most of the people and probably get some jeers from the people who think the deck is auto pilot, unskilled and the type of opinions from people that they've gained from other people but never actually played the deck.  Don't even fucking care.  I'm not going to bother defending the deck.  It's a really good Rank 7 Toolbox and unless you're playing something on its level it will annihilate you much like the "great" decks of the past did against anything outside of their tier.  Now let's get to the tournament itself...where there will be blood.  Dragon's Blood.




Round 1 - vs Dark World (2-0)

Oh look.  A deck that's even derpier than this.  People may call Dragon Rulers degenerate but at the very least the deck has a tremendous number of plays outside of the obvious Dracossack combos to handle situations.  Dark World...summons Grapha over and over again while trying to rip cards out of the hand.  That's all it does.  One of the most linear decks out there.  If that deck is not spamming Grapha it is not winning.  That simple.

Game 1 - I open pretty ass with Tempest and a Lightning while the rest of my hand are spells not useful for the situation....like Card Destruction.  I set the Super Rejuv in case he tries to do Dark World bullshit which he does.  Upon seeing me chain the Rejuv he stops there and I start forcing out his backrow.  I saw at least 2 Evac Devices before I drop a Crimson Blader and kill him a couple turns later.

Game 2 - Oh look.  He played Dragged Down.  That's a fair card right?  Super Rejuvination is a completely busted and horribly designed card that was never seen in play until Dragon Rulers came out and ultimately started abusing the card and now everyone wants it hit because it's completely unfair to be on the receiving end of such bullshit whereas Dragged Down is a COMPLETELY fair card.  Right?

It's fucking dumb shit like this that I hate about people.  Super Rejuvination needs to be hit but Dragged Down is fine?  THEY'RE THE SAME FUCKING THING.  They are old cards that were never seen much play (well except in Dragon Exodia but that's not a deck.  That's solitare) but then came a deck that took these cards and completely broke them to the point that they are completely unfair in design and are the reason the decks are hated and need to be hit.  The best part though?  There are even people that defend Dragged Down saying that Dark World NEED it to compete.  They aren't a deck without the hand ripping which is complete horse shit.  I fucking want some of that weed that these idiots are smoking because Dark World at its CORE is about making use of discard effects and summoning big monsters.  Not attacking the hand.  Want an example?  See Dark World Creator Turbo.  That's an example of Dark World without the bullshit hand attacks.

Anyway despite that and a Mind Crush hitting my Eradiactor Virus I fuck him up in a few turns after resolving some Sarcs or something.  I was too busy listening to everyone around us complaining about the power of Dragon Rulers.  We were the last people to finish the round which wasn't surprising.  Dragon Rulers do not just burn through opponents like Chaos Dragon did.  It's actually more about the advantage gaining like Monarchs.

Also if Super Rejuvination is to be hit then Dragged Down goes with it.  Same fucking issue.  Bad card design that eventually gets abused.

Round 2 - vs Fire Fist (2-1)

Game 1 - Same guy that I faced the last time I used this deck.  Forced out the backrow then started making some pushes for game.

Game 2 - He opens with Prohibition calling Dracossack which does hurt.  I have the option to Scrap Dragon it by popping a Tidal but I get greedy and go for the attack first and run into a Mirror Force.  I don't draw into Reborn or a means of getting Redox + Earth monster so I scoop it up.

Game 3 - No prohibition this time.  Better yet I have Forbidden Chalices and Veilers for every one of his big plays and.

Round 3 - vs Cyber Dragon OTK (2-0)

Game 1 - I open with a Dracossack which gets sent off for Chimeratech Fortress Dragon.  After explaining to him why Tokens don't count towards attack gain I proceed to not lose to Limiter Removal because that and I'm able to storm back to take it.

Game 2 - I Blader lock him for a turn but I end up losing it or something.  I just remember staring down a field of Tokens before I get the idea to summon Red Dragon Archfiend to nuke them all then make a push.  I win shortly after.

Top 4 - vs Ben Kei OTK (2-0)

...What is this, 2005?  Oh shit!  This is the year Batista wins the Royal Rumble and proceeds to face GOD (ugh) at Wrestlemania.  I should use this knowledge to make money somehow.  The inner Bender in me demands it.

Game 1 - I make something and it gets taken with Creature Swap.  Then I put Scrap Dragon and Dracossack on board and get plusses.

Game 2 - He Creature Swaps again but it ends the same.

Finals - vs Dragon Ruler (2-0)

This was an inevitability as Megamonkey was playing the deck as well (since the time I played Dragon Rulers he has been and won every Tramps since meaning the deck as a whole has gotten 1st place in Regina Locals every week since its release.  Scary) and this was the matchup he was dying to have since I'm kinda good with any Dragon deck I touch and would give him a hell of a fight seeing how we were playing equally matched decks and unlike random DN scrubs I actually knew what I was doing (most of the time).  I think his build was 40 cards to my 42 with about 6 cards difference in the main so yeah...this was going to be a really tight game and both of us knew it going into this.  Because the two best players in the city were playing a Mirror Match involving the best deck in the game all of the other players gathered round for a duel to see who was Greatest of the Four Dragons.



Game 1 - We both open with awful hands.  Hands full of Big Dragons bad.  He goes first and makes a Dracossack after banishing 2 Big Dragons from hand to summon a Big Dragon and I end up doing the same...except he's got Maxx "C."  Now normally I'd be forced to either stop or try to go balls deep in an attempt to kill him or proceed to die on the next turn from probable Big Eye on Big Eye on Big Eye rape which is what everyone around us were constantly yammering (along with other backseat dueling nonsense).  However I happened to have Forbidden Chalice in my hand which allowed me to do the still obscure but quickly becoming well known play of Synchroing into Colossal Fighter while the opponent has a monster of 2500 attack or more on the board and you're under Maxx "C".  What you do in this situation is attack into the monster and Chalice it so that it becomes at least 2900 attack and have Fighter die in battle but revive itself over and over again, forcing the opponent to draw until you ultimately deck them out.  You'll take about 6000 damage in the process if they're at 30 cards in deck but there is virtually no counter to it and not surprisingly I caused several brains to melt after doing this.  Its not very often that a deck is able to turn one of the few things that hard counters it AGAINST the opponent and OTK them for it.

Game 2 - He opens with Dracossack after having a much better hand.  I open with Wiseman's Chalice which I use to steal his Tidal from the Graveyard and drop my own tidal to make Abyssgaios, negate Dracossack's effect and make a Thunder Charger to punch over a token.  Those 2600 points matter especially in the early game post siding, by the way.  He makes a Red Dragon Archfiend and a couple other monsters but unfortunately makes the mistake of forgetting about Abyssgaios' attack lock effect and is forced to bait out the negate with Big Eye in Main Phase 2 before losing his entire field to RDA's end phase effect.  On my turn I make Scrap Dragon and he doesn't have the Veiler for it so I take it.

Not a single Big Eye was summoned.

After this we go to Robins for some after dueling.  I get some games in with my Vermillion The BLOOD and Constellars then Megamonkey and I spend like 4 hours talking about 100 card Traditional Dragon decks, cartoons, some video games and wrestling before calling it a night.  I think I ended up falling asleep half an hour later.

Props
-Winning Locals in glorious manner.  That's two straight 1st Place Finishes in a row with Dragon Rulers.  I r teh grtst.
-Getting a Vermillion The BLOOD mat.  FINALLY I have a Vanguard mat.
-Pulling off the Forbidden Chalie + Colossal Fighter under Maxx "C" OTK.  Now people are more likely to summon Dracossack in defense if they have the Maxx "C" in hand.  But then the opponent knows you have Maxx "C" and will try to play around it which means you won't be able to get that surprise and...jeeeeeez.  This Mirror match IS retardedly strict.

Slops
-Losing a game to an awful player because I got reckless.
-Winning because of a misplay.  I know that's usually how Dragon Ruler Mirrors end but still kinda crummy.

Sunday 9 June 2013

Lolcals Report - I can't keep this up

Gonna do this now while its fresh on my mind and not three days later.  Seems legit.

ANYWAY.

So for this locals I was going to play Disaster Ruler or Monarchs depending if Totally Legit Extra Deck Guy was around so I could mooch his Dracossacks and Big Eye.  He couldn't make it until later on so I opted to go with Monarchs due to their favourable matchups against many things.  I also did some trades and bought packs of Plasma Storm and pulled a Shiny Charizard.  Bitchin!

Round 1 - vs Evols (WW)

Game 1 - I bait out a Laggia after taking some hits and drop Obelisk the Green Slayer and proceed to torment him.

Game 2 - He opens with Najasho/Evo Force and hits me for 4000+ but doesn't end his field with a Laggia like the last time.  Same result.  I drop Obelisk and attack with his FISTS OF FURY.

Round 2 - vs Chaos Dragon (WW)

Game 1 - Pretty bad player, not going to lie.  I mean who fucking banishes Red-Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon for a Chaos Summon when there's other shit in the grave?  You had damn well believe I schooled him for his misuse of an inferior Dragon deck, motherFUCKERS.

Game 2 - He goes ham really early while I Maxx "C" or something.  All I know is he comes at me with BLS, Pulsar and REDMD but I've got a Fader and Veiler to stay in there.  Come my turn I E-Con BLS, remove something then sack off my three monsters for Obelisk and he scoops it up.  Better yet he calls me out for playing a deck as derpy as this that can drop an Obelisk with ease.  What can I say?


You don't mess with this motherfucker

Round 3 - vs Constellar (WLW)

Game 1 - This shit was LONG as I have to work my ass off to get around the Rank 5 in order to secure a LaDD drop, force out his backrow and eventually grind out the win through advantage.

Game 2 - Much the same.  I am able to drop an Obelisk but he has the Honest to get over it.  I eventually fall down to 100 LP to his 8000 but drop a Vanity's Fiend to lock him down and start poking.  It gets Evac'd, he forces out his own Starlight Road and gets Honest back to his hand through Pot of Avarice.  I'm unable to kill him before he's able to draw another creature.

Game 3 - Opened nutty and am able to drop a LaDD or a Vanity's Fiend.  I forget which.  He's got no answer to it as time is called and scoops it up.

Top 4 - vs Shock Master.dek (LL)

Game 1 - Shock Locked.

Game 2 - Shock Locked AND I get my shit stolen with Big Eye.  I was NOT happy with this at all.  Didn't even get to fucking play Yu-Gi-Oh! AT ALL.  It was literally pass turn every turn because I couldn't do jack shit.  I got horribly crushed and left furious to the point that I had to get out of the building and vent my frustrations away from the group.

Yes this is the second locals in a row where I've snapped.  This is not a good thing at all.

After clearing my head and patching things up the tournament was over.  Megamonkey won with Dragon Rulers but I ended up being the true master by pulling a Super Gem Spark.  We all went over to Robins (as usual) and had games of YGO and Vanguard while talking about the stupidity that is WWE before calling it a night.

Props
-After nearly 10 years I at long last summoned an Obelisk monster.  This took a surprising amount of time given that I've associated myself with an Obelisk character since 2003 and thought I'd have made a deck to summon the Tormentor much sooner.
-Using Obelisk's monster nuking attack.
-Getting a good laugh out of my round 2 opponent who is a long time Dark World player.  Monarchs are even derpier than Dark World?  BITCH PLEASE.

Slops
-Losing my cool.  Again

In regards to Monarchs the deck is very good.  Obelisk the Tormentor is an amazing card this format due to his ability to dodge targeting effects.  With Dark Hole, Torrential and Bottomless largely out of the picture he's really difficult to kill without going out of your way.  This deck will be amazing next format.

As the title alluded to I really can't keep doing this.  The whole getting super butthurt over the game.  Its just not dignified and I should be better than this.  Don't give me the "its just a game.  Don't take it so seriously" lingo because its really difficult not to when that's all you've done since playing.  Do I want to be a try hard?  No!  I want to have fun in my games but at the same time I hate to lose and therefore try my best to win even with something that's not tier.  Thus I try hard and become all the more upset when things don't go well.  I'll keep trying to scale it back but at this point it's going to be a really long and difficult journey.  Honestly I might just stop competing at locals and going specifically to just talk with everyone for a few hours.

Bleh.

Thursday 6 June 2013

Locals Report from Hell

Way to go Derrick.  Now we're all dead.  Worse yet I still haven't finished telling my story and now I have to do it as a ghost.  I hope you're happy.

Now where was I?  Oh right.  Cube Draft.  Stuff happened then I ended up taking part in the next one.  I was able to draft a somewhat decent Dragon deck while making some hard choices (my one pack had Monster Reborn AND Pot of Greed in it.  I went with Greed but my god, having to pass up Reborn was hard...) and I did meh.  My first round had Victoria in his deck and I just died to that thing.  I did summon original Red-Eyes B. Dragon in the first game though and therefore earned the most style points of the second draft.  HAH!
My second round I was able to do some stuff though he got heads on Fiend Comedian when I was trying to Debris into Black Rose and if there's anything that will get me upset its Fiend Comedian.  I have NEVER seen anyone call it wrong.  Fuck that card.  After paying him back in spades with BLS we decided to play Normal Yu-Gi-Oh! where I got my revenge and smacked his Evilswarm with Hunders in all but one or two games where he YOLO'd and it paid off.  Notably I made a Number 69 and stole Lavaval Chain's effect and dropped a HUGE Trag.

Then we played each other's decks and I beat him down with Evilswarm.  Had Bahamut take a Constellar M7 and I Shock Locked him after hearing him say "Shock Master isn't good against the Meta."

I am like Crapcom.  Your tears make me stronger.

I also did some trades, got a FF Bear for Constellars and an OTT deck for a really good deal.  That someone makes up for the fact you blew up the Earth, Derrick.

Wednesday

So after my two fillings were thawed I realized I could go to Pokemon Locals and get some trades/games in...assuming things went well.  They did and while I traded for a whole couple things the important thing was that the resident competitive player was there.  Turns out he's going to Worlds to compete for the Last Chance Qualifier since Worlds is in Vancouver this year.  See Pokemon likes to hold major events, like Nats or Worlds in Canada because they appreciate the Canadian player base.

TAKE A FUCKING HINT, KONAMI.

Thus I offered to have him some games with his deck "complete" (he was using Proxies for his missing stuff) and point out any things that I could help with because apparently despite having jack shit for credentials in the game of Pokemon some people regard me as one of the better players in the city, if not one of the best.  That weird moment where a judge is asking for your opinions on rulings.

Rayeels vs Plasma Box WLW

Game 1 - He makes the mistake of playing Virbank first and I win the Stadium War as the result.  Not having to deal with Virbank is HUGE when Plasma Box relies on that extra Poison Damage to get quick KOs.  Thus I was able to grind him down while setting up my Rayquazas and I start picking off his key guys (Deoxys-EX) and win after some time passes.

Game 2 - I start pretty bad but work my way out of it.  Unfortunately he's able to get a huge Scramble Switch into Lugia-EX play off and I just can't fight out of it.

Game 3 - Oh dear god one of my Eels are prized.  He takes the lead in knockouts and I have to do scrub plays like use Switch to get my Rayquaza cycle going but I start clawing back into it after finally getting a 1 Fire 3 Lightning setup going and taking down his guys after Ning him down to 1 card in hand to my 6.  I complete the come back by Dragon Bursting a Lugia-EX for 300 damage.

Props
-Completing Disaster Dragon
-Getting a new Vanguard Deck
-Summoning Red-Eyes B. Dragon in draft and attacking with INFERNO FIRE BLAST!  NYEH!
-Making up for one of my slops
-Avenging my Pokemon losses in glorious manner.  Dragon decks rule.

Slops
-Getting sacked
-Losing my cool
-Getting killed by the apocalypse.  Dammit, Goku!  Hurry up and wish the Earth and all of the people on it back already!

The Much Awaited Lolcals Report for June...I think

I've learned that if I don't post on a weekend that I go to Locals that potentially bad things happen.  Well okay not really but the puppy dog eyes I get can crush souls so I'll share my tales from this weekend and Wednesday then.

You know who you are.

So I had my once a month weekend off that I only get once a month because once a month I get Saturdays off.  Figuring competing at the good locals would be a nice change of pace I decided to run Dragunity with Imperial Iron Wall to stonewall the two good players present who would be playing Dragon Rulers because Iron Wall is kinda really good and I was toying with the idea of running Iron Wall Dragunity at Nats.  Techs like that which can singlehandly get you blow out wins and steal those crucial Game 1s in this format are great and being able to build decks that can take advantage of said cards can really help you go the distance in an event.

Ultimately the build ended up being about 5-6 cards off of PhoenixFlareX's recent build which is okay.  He's one of the best NA Dragunity players so this just means I had the right idea.  I also noticed in last video how he felt Cards of Consonance was becoming less and less useful and would be better off not main decked.  Finding this intriguing I decided to try playing without CoC but still main decking Garuda.

Round 1 - vs Constellars WW

Game 1 - I don't recall much of this but I'm able to play around his Pleiades and ultimately kill him in one giant turn.

Game 2 - I opened up with all the answers.  Warning, Mind Crush, Negation.  That kind of stuff.  He couldn't do anything.

Round 2 - vs Dragon Ruler WW

Game 1 - Opened with Maxx "C" which is godly against the deck and I was able to resolve 2 Gold Sarcs.  He ended up leaving a Tidal on the board I think and I power through 2 Effect Veilers (I had a hand of Dux and 2 Mystletainns) in order to make a Blader and lock him from there.

Game 2 - We both throw Maxx "C" around but he starts Blader locking me.  I'm forced to pass with an open field but I'm able to stave off an OTK and on the next turn I go off and kill him.

Round 3 - vs Samurai LWL

Game 1 - He has all the answers to my plays and I just die after he Enishi's my Mystletainn and goes ham.

Game 2 - I bait out a Musakani with Stardust before sitting on Thought Ruler.

Game 3 - Sams do what Sams do.  Open with the Shi En and Double Edge plus additional backrow.  My no monster hand was no match for a Shi En + Nat Beast lock.  I'm utterly disgusted.

I end up bubbling as the result despite having the same 2-1 record as people that did top.  I end up playing Evilswarm on the side with Dragunity and Hunders for testing purposes.  Dragunity ended up winning the first match but I lose the next two with Hunder after getting repeatedly lucksacked which outright pisses me off.  What's the point of playing when my opponent is able to open the fucking nuts ALL THE TIME and has ALL THE ANSWERS no matter what I do, I ask myself.  I had to get away from there and everyone, go home and sort out my thoughts and issues.

So overall it was not a k day.  Frankly it was from this I realized that going to Nationals would be a complete waste of my time.  Why drop 1400 dollars to fly to an event JUST so I can get sacked by someone opening with 2 Super Rejuvinations?  Given that I'm notoriously pissy about getting sacked I just don't see myself having a good experience.  It's a shame because I really wanted to meet the players I knew would be there but my wallet and my patience cannot afford it at this time.  Maybe next year?  But that would require me to top a Regional and I'm honestly not sure if I have it in me to keep going like this.
Megamonkey suggested that I should consider taking a break from competitive play (while still hanging out at Locals when I can since we're all brotherbanded and such.  Yay Star Force reference that only I will get!) and honestly I may do that after this upcoming weekend.  The one positive thing that came from this trip was that I FINALLY got the 2 Redox I needed to build Disaster Dragon so I threw together "Sandstorm" and decided I would get some games in the following day.

Sunday

I ended up not going to locals because A) it was my mother's B-Day and I didn't know if we were getting together for dinner.  We didn't.  B) I also NEEDED a haircuit.  Seriously I was starting to look like this guy


THE VORLD VILL BE MINE!!!

After all ended up being well I did visit Tramps and chummed with Megamonkey and Totally Legit Extra Deck Dude (we will find a nickname for you yet!) before heading to Robins where lulz were had.  Lots of Lulz.

RayEels vs Darkrai Hydregion L

This was cloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose.  Both of us got down to the point that a Knockout would win the game.  Sadly he got to it before I could.  I lost 2 Eels to Night Spear's splash damage.

Narukami vs Aqua Force - A bunch of wins, I think.

HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T OPEN WITH ALL TRIGGERS IN MOST OF MY GAMES WHAT THIS THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yeah I was pretty happy.  My deck worked like it was supposed to!  Do you realize what this means, Cut Man!?  It means I win!

Disaster Dragon vs Evilswarm WW

Game 1 - He goes for the turn 1 Ophion...but runs into an Exploder Dragon.  I take it from there.

Game 2 - He opens with Ophion again but read my set monster as an Exploder so he ended up sicking another monster after it....and into a Masked Dragon which got Exploder who got bounced.  I played around it and started making Synchro and Xyz plays.  Despite having proxies of the Rank 7s I never needed to use them.  Randy.

Then the cube draft came up which I didn't take part in.  I filmed it.  Lulz were had including Zombies vs Stun and Shapenatch getting summo-